Hey Kongvolley, maybe you have forgotten so I will remind you: The First rule about the 'Affluent' tourneys is that we don't talk about the 'Affluent' tourneys. The Second rule about the 'Affluent' tourneys is that we DON"T TALK ABOUT THE 'AFFLUENT' TOURNEYS!!!
But since he let the cat out of the bag I guess I will have to address this now. Our 'Affluent' tournaments are top secret invitation only events, so if you need to ask then you don't have enough cash. Registration fees are only accepted via the exclusive black Amex card, the morning of the tournament all invited players have a limo pick them up at home and drive them to our top secret indoor sand climate controlled facility. Then they are greeted by the Cardinals cheerleaders who are on hand all day to administer massages, fetch water and food, and shag balls (take that however you want
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During the tourneys the players are invited to drink $300 per bottle single malt scotches while smoking imported Cuban cigars, no-limit poker tournaments usually take the place of volleyball matches in the losers' bracket.
When we first laid eyes on Kongvolley's huge checkbook, rebuilt titanium alloy shoulder, and 77-inch tall pure digging machine body we felt it would be a problem for everyone here if this new guy would suddenly pull up in his Ferrari and be winning everything, so we immediately signed him into an exclusive contract that allows him to only play in the 'Affluent' tourneys and train at Crackerjacks, where he surely would run into no one else who plays competitive ball and scare them from the sport.
If anyone here wins the lottery and is able to also beat Rico, drop me a note and you may have a limo out in front of your house on the morning of the next 'Affluent' tourney. Until then, forget all I have said and forget these tourneys even exist, because they don't... maybe.
